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CORPS FLOWER COORRPPSS FLOWERRR. it's a prehistoric humongous flower that we have still around. We have one in my area. Its HUGE and very pretty. Eats ..... like small birds and shit. And orrrr.... well I know it's called the corps flower cuz when it finally blooms it smells like rotting flesh
The joke: A man goes to the doctor. After examining him, the GP says: “You have some problems with your heart, but if you take these tablets I think it will be okay.” So the doctor gives the man the tablets and the patient asks: “Do I have to take them every day?” “No,” replies the doctor. “Take one on the Monday, skip the Tuesday, take one on the Wednesday, skip the Thursday and go on like that.” Two weeks later the doctor is walking down the street and he sees the patient’s wife. “Hello Mrs Murphy,” he says. “How’s your husband?” “Oh he died of a heart attack,” says Mrs Murphy. “I’m very sorry to hear that,” says the doctor. “I thought if he took those tablets he would be all right.” “Oh the tablets were fine,” says Mrs Murphy. “It was all the bloody skipping that killed him!”
I. LOVE. THIS. JACK AND CORPSE IS A THING ♡♡♡ my heart mealts. Or jack melt corpse "jag vill döö" heart 🖤 "Jag vill dö", swedish "I want to die", english. .. youre welcome ♡ Jack ♡ Corpse = ship